pure Art.

The Yavener-Stotz-Berman trio was of course one of the main attractions of our school. Through their ups and downs we followed their hyped-up drugged-out slut lives with much enthusiasm. But it would be wrong to only focus on the grown-up sluts. There is the younger generation waiting to grow up and become like their idols.

Case and point - Inna A. Her real last name remains a mystery. Is it because if the goverment find her pictures, along with her last name, she will be exported back to Siberia? Maybe.
Ms. A briefly shares her about me with her facebook visitors,

"hi.im inna.sum people call me BARBiiE, aww i tiink daz cutee =]im classy, fabulous && glamorousim kinda silly && quirky;; never stuck uppi found out dat deres sumthin bout my outter appearance dat makes me look like a bitch but im the easiest person to become friends wid =)"

Apparently when she moved here, learning the language was not one of her priorities. Obviously buying loads of white lipgloss, along with neoncolored eye-shadows should be a girls priority in life

Sadly, what Inna doesn't realize, that reading her about me takes more effort than getting through "The Walden." She is clearly illiterate, but tries to hide that fact by sounding ghetto

it "duh" sleepless "sleepoverzz." It is quite useful to write all over the picture, informing the viewer about the content, but here in America, especially on facebook, people have invented captions. Have you heard of those?

I don't know if anyone informed Inna, but running shoes are generally meant for one thing - running. People have not worn sweatshirts with minishkirts and running shoes and claimed to be "oh soo flyyyy" since the mid-80s? Also, the pink border around all pictures does not make you look classy, it makes you look like you are five and just learned how to use the computer.

We all know how classy it is to take pictures in the school bathroom. Although I must say, Sorry kids, taking pictures in teh bathroom and again, claiming to be "flyyy" just looks sad. Also, I don't know what they do in Russia, but here, an overabundance of graphics in the picture, such as different color hearts is usually a sign of bad taste, and of too much spare time on one's hands.

And as a farewell to Inna, let us share her wisdom, taken from her facebook

"both ways i win! cuz doz r duh i tings dat i do dat make me abettuh person."

Sorry Inna, If it takes me more than 15 seconds to read that line, you lose. Why? Because to effectively bring your point across, or even claim to be "abettuh" person, one should learn to write in english. Just some friendly advice.

Oh, and lay off the makeup, when you look like an 80s hooker, you know something is wrong.

bye kiddies.

♥ lucy