Monday, March 26, 2007

gossipgrrrl speaking...

BFF 4Ever...o rly?


a brief introduction



Three of the biggest class acts of the school, Kerry Stotz, Rachel Yavener and Nickole Berman were inseperable from the start of senior year. Sadly, they have split up/on/up so many times we can't count, always accompanying a fight with nasty comments about each other and spiteful gossip. Stotz and Yavener were cheerleaders together and formed a bond over making fun of Jenn Sapperstein all day and being whores. When they split for the first time, Stotz and Berman officially hooked up as BFFs...until Stotz attended Homecoming and the Duke's Halloween Party with Yavener and everything seemed to be going peachy. Yavener refused to wear underwear, Stotz initiated lesbian sex, and of course all her GurlFriends followed suit.




Nice pussy, Yavener.




NOTE: For awhile Stotz dated a retarded braceface Mexican who fingered her on the way to Homecoming
Another split occured soonafter, resulting in more hateful comments and bitching, as if the "close" friendship had never occured.




"there is a fucking animal [Rachel Yavener] inmy picture in the left corner just htouhgt id let you kno.... haha" - Stotz to Stephanie McGuire regarding the following image.





But back in the day, the girls spent their time bombarding each other's facebooks with charming comments like "hey cuntbag", snorting post-vacation coke and remaining up to date on posting supercool pictures of them drinking/smoking/fucking/humping children, etc. so everyone could see how totallyzzbadass they are.



"Ride 2getha, Die2Getha, Shit 2Getha"



"Omgzz Our Faces Are So Funny <3>






Life was good and everyone loved each other, thanks in part to large quantities of alcohol.









And other fun-filled illegal underage activities that they wisely posted on Facebook, along with helpful detailed contact information.




Unfortuneatly, this friendship came to a bitter end. As of now Yavener had been seen with sophmores Kelcey (Kelsey?) Miller, Emily Bartos and Michelle Manesh. Stotz has been on/off with her "best friend forever love you forever" pal Nickole Berman, still tight with drugs-r-us Stephanie McGuire and E.D. Atay. We'll keep you posted.
**gossipgrrrrl**zomggg

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