Oh no, what we write online is so offensive and life-changing! We should all be cautious! If the police or colleges see what we put up we'll go to jail, fuck our chances of a future and die of AIDs.
You know what THAT means! The SGA is instituting their new Spring Bullshit Project to cause "awareness" about our actions and scare us out of doing anything outside of politically-correct curricular activities. This year it's about Internet Safety...but not the scary online predators that will rape us if we display an innocuous photo of ourselves on Myspace. This time it's about the horrid and shocking things Wootton students put on their Facebook profiles, such as "I Like It Up The Ass", "Never Drunk Dial Again" and other stupid quotes that kids/high school/college/grad school/adults laugh about all the time but apparently feel is extremely incorrect to speak of in public.
The video we get to enjoy in English class features the disgusting Kevin Landsman in a faux-interview where he spews inoffensive, unfunny one-liners in response to a job interviewer. Then we see some of the earth-shattering comments people write on their profiles ("Don't be a Jew") and are handed out bracelets. The SGA-Stalkers apparently searched for every Wootton student on Facebook and proceeded to judge the political correctness quality of our profiles. Students were handed either a white, green, yellow or red rubber bracelet and told to wear them tomorrow during the assembly. Those who did not have a Facebook were excused from the project, despite the obvious fact other social networks exist online.
The best part of this project is that over than half the people in SGA are the very same people that post this shit on Facebook. It's also funny that people are so shaken up about stupid Internet comments/pictures. Haha. Dumb brainwashed monkeys.
Tomorrow is the assembly. We'll keep you posted.
Peace out fuckers,
gossipgrrrl
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Hi, I'm sorry, I don't know who you are, and I understand what you are saying, but at the same time, you aren't quite informed because the SGA actually will be talking about online predators tomorrow. Just thought you should know so you could maybe edit your post a little after hearing all the facts. I really don't say this to be mean, I just felt the need to stick up for SGA a little because they do work really hard to put these things on and they do have a good message.
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